I'm telling you, lizards are gonna rule the world one day.

Big medium small black yellow grey pink white i see them in all sizes, all races, anytime, anywhere. people try to make me feel better by telling me they eat up mosquitoes. but i'd rather see mosquitoes than lizards. those rubbery bodies. those bulging tummies. those sticky tiny five-fingered paws. those beady black eyes. yes lizards bother me a lot. i feel a certain uneasiness in their presence. there are mosquito sprays, rat poison, and even the poison thing you give to a cockroach to make him go home and poison the rest of his clan. how come there are never any lizard control??! an over-population of lizards is happening right now, and we can't afford to sit back and let them destroy millions of years of human civilization.

Not convinced? listen to a personal testimonial. desiree fu, 21 : one day i saw a lizard walking pass with only 2 legs! *they might also be developing bigger brains, narrower jaws and less protruding foreheads. they might even develop a culture.

Do your part. save the human population before it's too late. invent some form of lizard control now!
LingS | 2:40 AM